why you're on tumblr, by zodiac
aquarius: no friends
capricorn: afraid of sunlight
pisces: too big of a weaboo
aries: too oppressed to go outside
taurus: allergic to fresh air
gemini: too lazy to move
cancer: completely forgotten how to move
leo: can't find the login button for life
virgo: tumblr took your soul
scorpio: in a committed relationship with your computer
libra: reality-phobic
sagittarius: fallen and can't get up
tagged as:   #pocahontas    #disney 

oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

"I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life."

— Jeff Buckley, on moving to New York    (via terrible)
tagged as:   #quotes    #same 

broadway-paramore:

when i hear someone around me talking about phantom of the opera

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